About The Boat Cleaning Lady

Lizzie Lane is The Boat Cleaning Lady - owner of a 50ft cruiser stern narrowboat and a life-long history of liking things ship-shape. She's cleaned things on and off all her life, from stables to theatre dressing rooms and likes nothing better than restoring order to chaos. Don't apologise for things being dirty and untidy - Lizzie takes great pleasure in seeing she's made a difference.

Your time is precious

Let's face it, we all have busy lives and who wants to do chores when we could take the boat out cruising? Why waste the last day of the holidays cleaning the boat? Let Lizzie do it. Working full time? Can't get a shopping delivery when you're home? Lizzie will take the delivery for you and pack it away. Keep putting off emptying the Elsan? Lizzie will look after it. And let's be honest - how long do you put off changing the sheet and duvet, because it's 4 times as frustrating on a boat! Let Lizzie break her nails and bruise her knuckles for you.

Extra touches

Like to come home to the stove cleaned out and laid? The shopping put away? The wood or coal fetched? Lizzie will do that for you. Want flowers? Lizzie will fetch and arrange. Windows cleaned inside and out? No problem. Blacking need touching up? Lizzie will black from waterline to gunnel. Never clean out the deck channelling? Lizzie will keep it rubbish free. 

Because cleaning can be a passion!

Lizzie's led a life where spit and polish was the rule, everything is in it's place and you just got on with the dirty jobs - don't let those skills go to waste! Let The Boat Cleaning Lady  do all the chores you don't want to.